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It seems this banana slicer is the best thing on the planet. No longer do you have to use "an old slinky" to slice your bananas.
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Why on earth would anyone buy these sugar-free bears after reviewers warned not to eat more than 15 at a time "unless you are trying to power wash your intestines"?
Are you prepared to enter the late '90s archive of Amazon reviews for Spice? This is intense.
A collection of the most unhelpful "helpful reviews" for mostly inane products sold on Amazon.com. I'm starting to think that people don't take the product reviews very seriously.
I've never read "The Secret," but now I fully intend to. Neck stabbings and mailbox defecations aside...