Bless them all for making things magical.
And a bunch of retweets, too.
My whole life summed up in 19 tweets.
Nothing worth doing is easy, amirite?
The best/worst people.
You deserve to feel good today.
"You can always count on me to bring my famous recipe of 'bag of ice' to your summer cookout."
There's a reason Jimmy's hashtags always trend worldwide.
Let's all be more like Michael.
I feel your pain, servers.
"Body type: Not bad but DEFINITELY doesn’t know how to say no to soft serve ice cream on a summer night."
Did a tornado or my dog go through this house?
"Told my boyfriend i was going to start my period and he said, "AGAIN??"'
Teachers are the greatest gift!
"Can y'all ever just give me a normal answer?" —An actual person on Tumblr, trying to ask a question
We all do it.
Come on, now.
"Daaaaaad, you're EMBARRASSING ME!!!!!!!!"
Dads for the win.
Happy Father's Day, dad!
WARNING: THE FOLLOWING ARE ALL CURSED IMAGES.
Infinity War was a total rollercoaster, here's some raw data expressing how that feels to anyone who can't let go of this movie.
"Which aunt, Theresa or Sharon?"
Dads, we don't deserve them.
BEWARE THE GOLDEN ASSASSIN™!!!!!!!!!
Nothing like a good ol' dad joke.
Sometimes you gotta destroy any chance of a date just to make a great pun.
"BAD GIRL!!! Wait, not you! I...I mean..."
These parents: "It all made sense at the time!"
Don't stir my drink with your finger.
"I'd like to solve the puzzle: OH SHIT A GHOST."
They're not just like, "Oops, we both fell and now I'm accidentally grabbing your boob" funny.
Shop 'til you drop.
A cake that says "You're dead to us" is true friendship.
"Adulthood is trying each of the same six passwords that you use for everything."
Get in loser, we're going to TJ's.
"Same penis forever."
Prepare to seriously piss off your server.
When does school start again?
Why must my mum always wake me up before my alarm?
Apologies to my fellow kitchen workers.
It's time we showed some respect to the true heroes of this universe.
The internet is full of cursed images.
To be fair, pretty much ANY anime quote is weird out of context.
"My cat was right about you!"
Let's all bang our keyboards in unison dsljafjldsafkljdaslfkjs.
This is a post about nothing.