"Told my boyfriend i was going to start my period and he said, "AGAIN??"'
Teachers are the greatest gift!
"Can y'all ever just give me a normal answer?" —An actual person on Tumblr, trying to ask a question
We all do it.
Come on, now.
"Daaaaaad, you're EMBARRASSING ME!!!!!!!!"
Dads for the win.
Happy Father's Day, dad!
WARNING: THE FOLLOWING ARE ALL CURSED IMAGES.
Infinity War was a total rollercoaster, here's some raw data expressing how that feels to anyone who can't let go of this movie.
"Which aunt, Theresa or Sharon?"
Dads, we don't deserve them.
BEWARE THE GOLDEN ASSASSIN™!!!!!!!!!
Nothing like a good ol' dad joke.
Sometimes you gotta destroy any chance of a date just to make a great pun.
"BAD GIRL!!! Wait, not you! I...I mean..."
These parents: "It all made sense at the time!"
Don't stir my drink with your finger.
"I'd like to solve the puzzle: OH SHIT A GHOST."
They're not just like, "Oops, we both fell and now I'm accidentally grabbing your boob" funny.
Shop 'til you drop.
A cake that says "You're dead to us" is true friendship.
"Adulthood is trying each of the same six passwords that you use for everything."
Get in loser, we're going to TJ's.
"Same penis forever."
Prepare to seriously piss off your server.
When does school start again?
Why must my mum always wake me up before my alarm?
Apologies to my fellow kitchen workers.
It's time we showed some respect to the true heroes of this universe.
The internet is full of cursed images.
To be fair, pretty much ANY anime quote is weird out of context.
"My cat was right about you!"
Let's all bang our keyboards in unison dsljafjldsafkljdaslfkjs.
This is a post about nothing.
Regrets aren't just for adults.
"Farting boyfriend causes neighbors to call police."
"Do you have other tattoos that are, you know, like hidden?"
They're better than we are.
"I'll just sit here."
Who doesn't love a good book?
You: writing. Me, an intellectual: sitting in front of a computer and crying.
#BBQBecky is back at it again.