Chevy Chase's Voicemail Rant, Presented By Beyonce The Tiny Puppy
Profanity is more palatable with puppies. Here's the transcribed voicemail Chevy Chase left for "Community" creator Dan Harmon. Chase and Harmon have been feuding since Chase walked off the set, upset about unfinished scripts. Harmon retaliated by standing in front of a "Community" wrap party — attended by Chase and his family — and screaming "F**k you, Chevy." WARNING: Foul language.
Howsoever Did Police Identify This Wanted Criminal?
It's not as though he has any distinguishing characteristics or anything. Patrick Brooks was arrested in Redding, California for burglary, forgery, and receiving stolen property. But how did police find this stealthy master of the normal and nondescript? Perhaps it's because his disdain for society was written all over his face. You see where I'm going with this? You see where I'm going with this.
Dear College Republicans
Thanks to the following "reply all" to a mass invite for "Conservative Coming Out Week," a professor at the University of Iowa is in a fair amount of hot water. Liberals using politically incorrect language and conservatives getting the vapors over vulgarity. You've just enrolled in Bizarro College.