I wish I ducking knew about this sooner.
Syfy and USA now allow the f-word without muting, to the delight of show creators.
He just got really into character, y'know?
You'll definitely find something for your mom, sister, best friend, girlfriend, cousin, or literally whoever you know that loves jewelry, on this gift list.
"Friday is my second favorite F word."
You kiss your mother with that mouth?!
Love isn't dead!
I hate my life.
Rompers= sitting on the toilet basically naked
My body is completely numb.
Who's gonna get your final rose?
Who doesn't like Channing Tatum?
Featuring the hottest cast on TV right now.
Who are you banging?
Are you more of a fuck or shit kind of person?
Send thy nudes
You've got some serious choices to make.
It's about to get weird.
We <3 Kate McKinnon.
Am I crying or laughing?
The sub-ed is probably also quite done with 2016.
I ain't bullshitting you.
Even the blackest of hearts will have feelings about this.
Who's worthy to ~Slytherin~ to your Chamber of Secrets?
Zero fox given.
"Urge to kill, rising."
Because you never mean to say "ducking."
*buzz, buzz, buzz* We have a winner!
Say it with *fucking* presents.
Damn you, Shonda.
Let's just pretend all these characters are still alive.
Your secret is safe with us.
Hey there, Princess.
Wear your emotions on your fucking lapel.
WHY IS THERE NO WINE LEFT?!
“So, what do you think of Caitlyn Jenner?”
And you thought snakes were scary.
Express yourself with your favorite word seven days of the week.
Because swearing feels so good.
No delicate lotus here.
Do you give a few fucks? Like, three fucks? Or no fucks at all?