"THE DISPENSARIES ARE GOING TO CLOSE."
Turns out everything is terrible and completely frightening.
Why can't life just be sunshine and puppy kisses?
The best awkward Santa photo of 2011. That baby, and by extension Santa, will need some new pants.
No, it's not a gross new entry on Urban Dictionary. New York Jets quarterback Mark Sanchez got spooked by Buffalo Bills cornerback Drayton Florence and did a little pee pee dance.