"I'm sure as fuck not feeling fresh rn."
"Somewhere right now, in a brightly lit and unfamiliar kitchen, a fresher is discovering pasta and pesto for the first time..."
Come Dine With Me is a surprisingly addictive television programme.
"Do people drink Buckfast here?" "Yeah, everyone drinks it ironically." Smh.
He really lets loose outside of Albert Square.
You will not eat a single vegetable.
Are you living off takeaways? Be honest.
These guys probably throw one helluva freshers party.
"Would you like a toastie? How about a chat about Jesus?"
"I'm too old for this shit." – me, every single day
It's all fun and games until you accidentally fart in somebody's face.
That student loan has to last you the whole 12 weeks.
Turns out they have closets at university too.
How well do you remember Leeds' most famous pub crawl?
New students at the University of Bristol are being asked to take the quizzes as part of their induction.
What's your name? Where d'you come from? And what did you get in your A-levels?
The University of East Anglia. Not UAE. That's something else.
Student life is hard.
Otley runs were lethal.
Warning: You shouldn't do any of these things (probably).
Contains an excellent recipe for "vodka squash".
Why is the King always asleep?
But what about Occam's razor?
Or rather, stride of pride. Amirite?