Free Flash Games
Game Battle: Totem Destroyer 2
Unfortunately for Scott, I have definitely found the best game for today's game battle. Use your bombs to destroy all the blocks around the golden idol so it lands safely on the black landing block. Please also validate me by giving this post a heart. I urgently need hearts a) to win this game battle, and b) to feel better about myself as a person. Then take a minute to check out Scott's game and let him know you hate it (this is also for his own good). Now let's destroy some totems...
This Friday's addictive Flash game is best played with headphones on. The soothing popping of the bubbles will help you deal with the frustration of some of the harder levels. Note: Do not allow feelings of pity to tempt you to play whatever game Scott posts. He got what he deserved, and (seriously, for his own sake) we don't want to encourage his bad habits.
It's time for your Friday game, with a twist. I want more people to play this game than whatever whack-ass game Scott posts, if he gets around to it. In order to make this happen, I have chosen a truly excellent puzzler with fluid, intuitive gameplay and a simple concept: Get the square to the X. Enjoy.
Boobs, Butt, or Baby
How are you at identifying cleavage out of context? If you're not sure, you should probably test your skills with this handy Flash game. Trust me when I say it can be deeply embarrassing to get caught confusing these things in real life. Note: This game is mildly NSFW roughly two-thirds of the time.