Warning: Some images in this post are potentially disturbing. Continue at your own risk.
"It's gonna get you."
Does it get worse than "I see dead people?"
Such cute little alien critters.
Vous direz ce que vous voudrez, les araignées terrifient tout le monde.
Hate to break it to you, but you're more than halfway to 50.
Prepare to have your mind blown.
Get ready to slay, er, slash. The products in this post were updated in October 2017.
It literally is a cage of death.
Voldemort, is that you?
We've all lost something. Or someone.
Seriously, keep the night light on when you watch this.
"Shit's ’bout to get real freaky I can feel it."
AKA the original human centipede.
Let's be honest, they probably still give you nightmares.
I mean it's her house.
They see everything.
You'll never be able to look at Scarlett Johansson the same way again.
We used to do a lot of weird stuff. Including casual cannibalism.
And Dr. Scholl wept.
Highlighters: They're not just for taking notes anymore.
Decorating the Christmas tree can be a fun family activity. Unless you own any of these ornaments. Then it becomes a "mommy, what is Santa Claus doing?" moment and your children hate Christmas forever.
We’ve all seen houses like this. The old house on the end of the block that you wouldn’t walk by at night for any amount of money. These are no fairytale homes.
Remember when your parents would say "Don't make funny faces, or you face might get stuck." Here's a classic example of what that might look like if it actually happened.