Excuse me while I play out the worst-case scenario in my head.
Sleeping: The act of lying down and spending hours analyzing every small detail of your life.
Happy Thom Yorke day!
Are you actually more worried than other people?
Thinking about going to Starbucks? Watch where you sit.
This student at FAU lost her mind during an evolution class. Apparently the class was discussing the evolution of peacocks at the time. She then threatens to kill her entire class, well just about. Is she crazy? Or are Peacocks to blame here?
This cop must be having a really bad day. Someone needs to wash his mouth out with soap.
But why?! Seriously, don't look if you have a fear of small spaces or, you know, being asphyxiated.
On the bright side of the crippling snow storm that buried most of the midwest, dogs have a lot of snow to play in. And there was much frolicking and rolling of around.
Chelonaphobia is an extreme fear of turtles. This woman appears to have a really bad case of it. Unless you're a strawberry, you have little to fear from a box turtle.