"I can't breathe!"
*Schedules back massage appointment*
"Every second is mayhem."
Yogatta be kidding me.
"My junk... it's getting squished."
Well that looks like it hurts.
Stretch it. Stretch it real good. Try these easy stretches before or after a workout, or any other time.
*Peels off tights* Ahhhhh.
Who even knew the human body could do this?