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15 façons de créer son propre masturbateur que personne n'avait envie d'envisager jusqu'ici

Vous ne verrez plus jamais des Pringles de la même façon.
Alison Caporimo

18 Anleitungen für DIY-Fleshlights, nach denen niemand gefragt hat

Pringles-Dose + Latexhandschuh + Schwämme = grenzenlose Möglichkeiten
Alison Caporimo

Here's The Most Popular Sex Toy In Your State

What's your state's ~sex toy personality~?
Anna Borges

18 Trucos para masturbarte nivel dios

Lo que un hombre puede hacer con unos guantes de látex es magia, ¡MAGIA!
Alison Caporimo

21 Sex Toys That Are Actually Better Than Sex

;]
Spencer Althouse

22 Bilder, die besser nie im Internet gelandet wären

Browsen auf eigenes Risiko.
Dave Stopera

15 Sex Toys That Are Actually Better Than Sex

You're welcum.
Spencer Althouse

18 bizarre Sexspielzeuge, die dich echt etwas mitnehmen werden

Weil jeder wohl einen Hello-Kitty-Dildo braucht (NSFW übrigens).
Anna Kopsky

23 Bizarre Sex Toys That’ll Confuse The Hell Out Of You

Because everyone needs an Obama dildo. [NSFW, obviously.]
Anna Kopsky

Old People Unboxed Sex Toys For The First Time And Were So Confused

"Does a man stick his wee-wee in there?"
Candace Lowry

What's The Best Sex Toy?

Time to find out which gadgets are hot or not.
Minou Clark

18 More Ways To DIY A Fleshlight Than The World Ever Asked For

Pringles can + latex glove + sponges = endless possibilities.
Alison Caporimo

This Woman's Vagina Is Used To Make Fleshlights And She Is Totally Totally Cool With That

Pretty sure this is the strangest video I've seen today.
Alan White

There's A Sex Toy For Foot Fetishists Called The Vajankle

"These quirky feet have a vagina built right in at the ankle!" NSFW, obviously.
Laura Silver

Everyone Is Freaking Out About The Fact A Sex Toy Company Just Tweeted About 9/11

Apparently sex toy companies mourn, too.
Ryan Broderick

This Guy’s Story About How His Family Discovered His Fleshlight Is Excruciating

A very NSFW cautionary tale.
Richard James

11 Sizzling Sex Toy Facts

Feel the good vibrations!
Mike Rose

You Can Now Buy An iPad Case You Can Have Sex With

The future is NOW! NSFW
Brad Esposito

The Guardian Tweeted A Picture Of A Relief Worker's Fleshlight

Not sure it's an essential #humanitarian tool.
Alan White

The Only Rule About Having Sex With A Flashlight

Don't tweet about it.
Katie Notopoulos

Extremely Questionable "Pencil Case"

Someone at Square Enix has a dirty mind. I defy you tell me you'd first assume this was for pencils.
Donna Dickens

The Least Worthwhile Pedantic Your/You're Correction

The winner goes to this guy, who corrects the Fleshlight (link NSFW) official Twitter account. Somewhere, a high school English teacher swells with pride, then jumps off a cliff.

Katie Notopoulos

Fleshlight Releases 4 Sex Toys That Feature Monster Vaginas

Fleshlight has released 4 special edition Halloween-themed toys. So in case you ever wondered what a zombie vagina looked like, now you can know. It's times like this that I think it's fair to say the Internet invented the "weird boner."
Jack Moore

Fleshlight Sex Toy Promo

Sure, having sex with a flashlight that sheaths a rubber vagina sounds like a great idea.
Asylum
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