For when you have a pumpkin and it’s not October.
Science has finally brought us a bacon inhalant called the BaconAir. The manufacturer says it's filled with "Himalayan oxygen" and that the "bacon enters (the) bloodstream in seconds." Don't worry, it's kosher. And, yes, it's real.
To recognize World AIDS Day, here are some funky flavored rubbers. A few of these are foolproof contraceptive devices, as they'll make you never want to have sex with whoever is wearing one.