Are you actually the worst?
"If you hear your roommate using your beard trimmer in the bathroom but they come out and look exactly the same, you should buy a new beard trimmer."
There's free and then there's freedom.
You might want to do a background before living with someone. All confessions courtesy of Whisper.
No toilet roll? No problem.
All boundaries will be broken.
Mould is the real enemy here.
It's mostly eating, drinking, and pulling hair out of the drain.
You are your housemates' go to doctor, engineer, chef, and therapist.
You will argue about whose turn it is to take the bin out for twice as long as it actually takes to take the bin out.
It's literally a sleepover everyday.
There are no rules except: do whatever the hell you want.
Are your housemates literally turning your flat into a bin?
Having a serious conversation when one of you is on the toilet is totally normal.
You will have to queue to use your own bathroom.
There will be dance parties, karaoke, and lots of tea.
"Can you keep it down? We're trying to play bingo over here."
"OK meet me in the kitchen in 10 seconds."
It's like finding a relationship, only WAY more important.
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