Baked, not fried!
«J'ai un grand cœur et je veux que les gens réussissent.»
"I have a big heart and want people to do well."
Parmo, munchie box, deep-fried Mars bar, or doner kebab? It's a tough call.
Utter genius or crimes against punning? You decide.
Pass me the gravy.
"Put big light on."
Everything in its right plaice.
"Is all of England like Harry Potter?"
Sing for your supper.
"I'll have fish, chips, battered sausage, mushy peas, and all the puns."
Gross or not?
Prepare to crave some fish and chips....now.
These are just perfect.
An impartial and highly scientific undertaking.
Lucy is (allegedly) the world's oldest cat. Best quote from the article: "We have spoken to other people who can verify seeing her in the fish and chip shop in the early seventies." So there you have it.