Find a vat of glitter and just swim in it. The glitter will remain in your crevices for years to come, but so will the memories.
THEN I SAW THIS ARTICLE, AND NOW I'M A BELIEVER!!!
Warum belügen wir uns jedes Jahr aufs Neue an und denken, dass Festivals eine gute Idee sind?
Why do we lie to ourselves every single year and think they'll be a good experience?
En France et à deux pas de la France!
"Hab beim Download Festival ein Mädchen dabei beobachtet wie sie in eine Nudel-Box gekackt hat."
"Seen a girl take a shit in a noodle box at Download festival."
Don't be shy on the details.
Are you more Lollapalooza or Bonnaroo?
There's a lot more shitting in stranger's tents, for a start.
“We’re looking at a fun tax being imposed on younger Australians are we, by the fun police?”
A lot of grown men in onesies.
Pas de tipis, mais beaucoup de boue.
Because Byron's always gonna beat the desert.
Please stop throwing cups of piss at our head.
Denn ganz ehrlich: Es IST eine Frage des Charakters!
Keine Tipis, aber sehr viel Schlamm.
How to deal with portaloos and more.
Less flower crowns, more people shitting in tents.
La saison des festivals est officiellement ouverte!
Don't hold back.
"We do not want to see hundreds of young people at festivals being maimed by flares," said a government minister.
"A naked guy has took a shite in someone's tent."
Fill your slacks with marijuana because it's time to party.
Get in touch with your inner flower goddess.
Awwwwwwwww. And also, coconut oil is your best friend, bro.
"I welcome the opportunity to be wrongfully arrested."
Photographer Colston Julian decided to uniquely capture a festival that captivates millions of people year after year.
There are people, and then there are people at dance festivals. NSFW, because of the naked dancing man.
Someone will lose their voice from yelling, "TUUUUNE"
Sur Instagram, il n'y a pas d'odeur de pisse...
2015 was one of the most intense years yet.
We can keep it on for however long we want, thank you very much.
Even mud looks good with the right filter.
Glast-nom-bury more like.
"Our children and grandchildren are so impressed."
Family fun in the sun.
Pour passer l'été en musique.
NSW Greens have introduced a bill to ban sniffer dogs from music festivals.
All together now: HALA BIRA!
Its creator is still planning to go to the festival, however.
"Happy Diwali, humans! I'll be hiding under your bed quaking in fear until further notice." -Every dog in India
Oh god, please stop talking to me about druids.
His expressions have gone where no face has gone before.
If this list of musicians' booking fees is any indication, it's easier to get
Snoop to perform at your college than Creed.
Show us what you got when the beat drops!
Are you ready for the most epic weekend of the year?
Stay weird, America.
Hardcore vs. twee is INTERNATIONAL. Taiwanese artist Beat Liu draws out the two approaches to rocking out at any music fest in the world.