"Let it out slow"
If you collect your farts for six years and nine months straight, you can create enough energy for an atomic bomb.
"I'm thinking, do I leave? Do I leave the country? Is this happening??"
Because how else are you going to pop the pimples on your back?
Breaking wind, cutting cheese, toot, stink bomb...
You have to wait two years before you can FART in front of your boyfriend?!
Warning: You won't be able to un-hear the answer.
Your bed is pretty much a permanent dutch oven.
First of all, they're not actually farts.
*flips boxers inside-out* Perfect.
Bang bang into the room!!!
Just another day on Twitter.
Have some decency.
We are all this wombat.
"Why does a fart smell worse in the shower than it does anywhere else?"
"Yo a fight is going to break out."
"My son downloaded this app without my permission!!!"
"It's like a soft, yellow boomerang."
Harry Potter and the Farter of Azkaban.
Why would you even think of this?!
Just keep playing it "chill."
“You’re picturing somebody else’s poop particles flying in your face.”
"Stop talking like Borat."
"One time at church camp I pretended to be demon possessed, so that the hot youth pastor would lay his hands on me."
Because every friend deserves a nickname.
Don't be shy.
Everyone makes a mark in the world. Sometimes, literally.
I HAVE A POOPY BUTT!
"I was trying to get chicks on AOL."
Farts are basically butt sneezes.
Time to put the "art" in fart.
Know thy enemy.
Did you smell that? Because Chris Evans did.
You will never ever know if everyone around you just heard you let rip. Maybe that's a blessing.
"My butthole hurrrrrrrrts."
The Schlieren technique is used to visualize fluctuations in optical density. What we were able to capture will astound you!
Being the butt of every joke really stinks!
For everyone who's ever wanted to actually see a fart.
It’s really gross. But it’s oh so good.
“When you can sing Taylor Swift in front of them...”
Ava Ryan is the undisputed queen of Vine.
Is this the...boyfriend?
When your mouth says no, but your mind says yasss.
"I'm faking it!"
We will fart in your general direction. H/t The New York Daily News.
Do all women queef?
Don't hold back — just let it rip.