Let me unzip that for you.
For the ones who need nothing but want everything.
Because yes, it's time to bring them back.
It may not be the purse we want, but it’s the purse we need.
It was the time of neon EVERYTHING.
Everyone knows that when it came to elementary school social norms, not all fanny packs were created equal.
Don't worry, they all cost more then your ticket.
DeviantArtist Wood-Splitter-Lee has done something magical here. Her fantasy-inspired creations make the prospect of wearing a belt pack less the vestige of a sad '80s trend and more the raiment of the urban heroine.
Looking for a Christmas gift for the cat who has everything? This fanny pack is guaranteed to be better than the one your cat currently uses, because it has Ellen's face on it. Only on Etsy. (Via Andy.)
Really, it was hard to find find a photo of someone in a fanny pack that wasn't awkward. Even hipsters have a hard time pulling this look off, but for some reason, a lot of people out there still try.