This whole game honestly went pretty off the rails.
"I'm exactly like a bat, because I have good vision and I love to scream."
Go ahead and get a lil' sum sum for yourself, too!
Including a white T-shirt that CANNOT GET DIRTY and a levitating moon lamp.
♫ You and me baby, we're stuck like concealer to a zit ♫ The products in this post were updated in March 2018.
Stop spending your whole paycheck on one lipstick. This post was updated in March 2018.
Some of these have over **49,000** five star reviews!! As in people! Who love these!
Let's be real: you already spend most of your paycheck there. Might as well truly splurge on those products you're always eyeing. #treatyourself
"Enhance what makes us different, because different is not wrong."
This is for the punk rocker in you.
They must have the steadiest hands.
What do people REALLY think of your look?
Because staying on budget is a beautiful thing.
And just a dash of highlighter...
Oh, how I wish I could beat my face like a REAL makeup blogger.
These ~legendary~ tools (and their cheaper dupes!) are worth a gander. The products in this post were updated in October 2017.
Super duper dupes. The products in this post were updated in January 2018.
Kelsey gave Ned's wife Ariel a Kylie Jenner makeover and now she looks... exactly like Kelsey.
::Casts a summoning charm on all of these:: The products in this post were updated in October 2017.
Wenn ein unangespitzer Kajal über dein Lid schabt *schauder*.
"The only difference between me and the girl in the picture, is that I did not use witchcraft to do my makeup."
Ye kaali kaali aakhein.
Denn du kannst tragen, was immer du willst.
“He kept talking about his nuts.”
RIP so much eyeliner.
Man up with makeup.
Just a reminder that liquid eyeliner is literally the devil.
Spoiler Alert: It's most likely all spoiled, literally.
"Hate when I am wearing makeup and still look shitty, like what else am I supposed to do? Get enough sleep? Eat right and exercise? As if."
Just in case you've reached the end of the line with your current look.
"We are applying our efforts to actually making the makeup that we love so much."
“Hacks” implies ease of application, correct?
Me: my eyeliner is okay but I don't want to mess it up. Also me: make the wing longer you can fix it.
"This looks like a sexy penny."
Eye just really like affordable makeup.
"OH GOD, IT'S IN MY EYE!"
::starts singing "Rudolph the Red-Lipped Reindeer"::
Makeup your ~mind~.
Oh you love that lipstick? Well it's now discontinued.
Perfekter Eyeliner oder perfekte Brauen?
Who knew your makeup said so much about you?
True talent is using your eyelids as a canvas.
"I think that Gloria Swanson would have been entirely forgotten once I made my way onto that movie screen."
Are you a liquid or pencil eyeliner kind of person?
Lippen übermalen ist eine Lüge.
Hacks are for people who are bad at makeup, right?
They'll be the wind beneath your wings.
It was a way of life.
If school's making you sweat, at least your eyeliner will stay intact.
Perfect eyeliner for $2.99? *Pulls out $10 and balls TF out!*