What you see isn't always what you get.
She deserves to show up and do her job without the added burdens of sucking in her tummy and balancing on stilettos. And, for that matter, we all do.
Not exactly what we bargained for.
Long hair really is a b*tch.
“It’s Die Hard! Die Hard is NOT a Christmas movie.”
Your room is now a cat sanctuary.
It’s fine. Just kidding, you’re dead to me.
I love my curls, except when it's raining...
Sometimes bad hair happens to good people.
Go ahead, see what happens when you spray beer on someone.
Pack a bag, and off you go.
“We need a clean win.” The debate is Wednesday.