"If I had a dollar for every time I had an existential crisis it wouldn't matter because currency is a social construct and life is meaningless"
The future is bleak.
"My 2016 goals plummeted all the way down to 'survive' really quick."
We've all been there.
The doomiest of boozes.
We are all these dogs.
To bark, or not to bark... that is the question.
It's just possible he might be losing the will to live.
It's a gas!
Someone needs to take the Sartre away from these pups.
Plus a job in porn identification, the most horrifying snake in existence, and stunning photos of sunset over Chinese rivers.
These people are alive.