"HOW DARE YOU RUIN CRACKER BARREL FOR ME!!!"
*Makes playlist that's just "Before He Cheats" 100 times*
I'm not crying, you're crying.
Pretty much, just never do it.
We're going to help you decode those signals.
This is a safe space.
"Get out of my house."
Who's a good boy?
That awkward moment when you play Twister with your ex.
"All I'm saying is, I've never seen my Ex and Satan in the same room together."
Even the blackest of hearts will have feelings about this.
“You have a nice dick but unfortunately it’s connected to a big asshole.”
The kind who's already over it, or the kind who just keeps trying?
I ain't sorry.
This one is for all the Starbucks lovers out there.
Suegras be spoilin’ their sons!
HELL NO? or HELL YES?
Warning: This may be too real for people with truly terrible exes.
Seems fitting, no? UPDATE: It appears the roachtastic link is down. :(
“He better call Becky with the good hair.”
"Yo a fight is going to break out."
"Now I have a great reminder of this girl, right underneath my belly button and above my wiener."
They are never ever ever ever getting back together....... like, ever...
How to lose weight in 4 easy steps (and also get over an ex).
"It was just a kiss... right?"
Don't cry because it's over. Smile because you won the breakup.
"Just because a relationship ended doesn't mean that the relationship has ended."
“I once got dumped during sex…”
I never had actual feelings for you!
Probably something boring.
"When did you call me? I don't think I get calls."
"My ex husband and I have reconciled and are living together again." Courtesy of Whisper.
#ExGoals are the new #RelationshipGoals ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
The only winning move is not to play.
"I bought a new car, moved across town and changed my number just so he can't find me." Courtesy of Whisper.
"I wouldn't say that communication is this person's greatest quality."
"I miss your dog more than you."
Treat yo self to some new ink.
It's all fun and games until...
Don't worry, it wasn't that great.
WARNING: This might be sad for someone going through a breakup.
"There's a reason why we dated, why we got along."
How solid is your relationship karma?
Nowhere else, though.
Confessions courtesy of Whisper.