Are you on their mind?
You have to find the x and the y.
*hopes for McDreamy*
Oh, the possibilities...
"Isn't that just kick-you-in-the-crotch, spit-on-your-neck fantastic?"
There's at least one person who you shouldn't invite to this party.
Not today, Satan.
*Makes playlist that's just "Before He Cheats" 100 times*
Vous pouvez dire ce que vous pensez vraiment, on n'ira pas lui dire. Promis.
The perfect kind of closure.
"I feel so bad for my exes. Like, imagine losing me."
Spin the wheel, send the text.
We're going to help you decode those signals.
*CUE THE TEARS*
Or instead of sending them anything, you could just send them away.
Because once a fuckboy, always a fuckboy...#SorryNotSorry
"I miss you."
That awkward moment when you play Twister with your ex.
Well that escalated quickly.
"New phone, who dis?" —Obama, probably
When your ex comes back.
La question qui fâche.
"This comparison thread feels scarily accurate."
Netflix and disappointment.
What would you do if you accidentally hooked up with your friend's ex?
♫ This is a shout out to my ex ♫
Literally, how many ways can there be to fall in love? When, Paul, your average dating dude gets lucky on Tinder dates but unlucky in love, he enlists his friends to help him with his sex problem.
When the past becomes the present.
New phone, who dis?
It's hard to pick just one.
No grudge here – just love and memories.
"That's what I should have said!"
I’ve found that time doesn't heal everything, or every breakup. There are some losses you just have to carry with you.
"He was willing to represent me on his body, so I wanted to represent him on mine."
Parce que nos relations amoureuses peuvent beaucoup nous apprendre, même celles qui sont vraiment merdiques.
“To make him stay with me, and…”
Thank you for having your shit together enough for the both of us.
Get your tissues ready.
But don't forget they can also do it to you.
Here goes nothing…
Vous en rêviez, ce zoo l’a fait.
“He better call Becky with the good hair.”
Hannah sat in the stall with us to talk about her new book, ex's, and whether Kelsey's friends hate her.
“I always had this sneaking suspicion that she was trying to poison me…”
“Oh yes, she actually confides in the mice quite a bit”
“Lesbians get out of your damn house”