French bulldogs and independent coffee shops as far as the eye can see.
Let's all agree, here and now, that everything will stay the same forever.
Best telephone manners rap you'll hear all week.
Don't mess around with kids, or you will slip into a hallucination where a big badass yellow dinosaur wearing Raybans kicks your ass and scoops up your kiddie porn collection.
In this vintage video called "How to Become the Love of His Life," girls being straightforward with guys gets awkward really fast.
No description I could ever attempt to cobble will match the awesomeness that is this video of Evangelical Trekkies. (From EverythingIsTerrible, naturally.)
"Always format B:". Words to live by. Look out for the stinkin' dinosaur wreaking havoc at 1:40 - I told you they're no good. (from, via)
Sick of those boring videos? Need something to freshen up your drab weekend? Well, have we got the video mashup for you! Everything is Terrible! does it again with a creation featuring all the "befores" of infomercials.
Unearthed from the '80s, this video extolling the virtues of chocolate is surprisingly unappealing.
[Editor's Note: This is what it's like living on a Yoga farm. It's scary and unpleasant and ultimately just traumatizing. Nobody has a good time. Do not live on a yoga farm.]
I wonder if I sound so toolish when I go on one of my Being-a-smoker-should-not-make-me-a-second-class-citizen rants. I should just quit. [Everything is Terrible]
So bad it is good.
Hilarious safety videos are what Fridays are for.
Transsexual European icon (who knew?) Amanda Lear sang a song in 1983 called "Love Your Body" that we imagine was a f*cked up, fat-pride reaction to Olivia Newton-John.
Now moms are on the net, too, and it looks like they're really making the most of it.
Here's a vintage video that shows you how to get giant, explosive legs...the gay way.
Without a doubt the weirdest video you've seen today... I promise.
Some solid advice for picking up babes via Everything Is Terrible.
Touch your hand to the screen if you're doing cocaine right now.
A blog dedicated to the worst (best?) moments from VHS dollar bins.