It's like real life, except you're messing up on purpose.
Napkins: today, they're toilet paper.
Pizza is love, Tinder is happiness and Netflix is truth.
Who needs money, sobriety, and exercise when you can have overdrafts, Prosecco, and self-loathing? #GrimeOfYourLife
Don't even bother leaving the house anymore. But there's probably a serial killer hiding in your bathtub.
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