Plus the oddly cute sound spaceships make when they dock, Game of Thrones house sigils for websites, and puppies just because.
Plus the video game dilemmas of 1990, Riff Raff on James Franco, and an NSFW rock.
Plus bad news for the Easter bunny, Kai the Hatchet Hitchhiker's surf trip, and all the times Fresh Prince broke the fourth wall.
Plus James Franco as a cookie, the most expensive t-shirt in New York, and a really gross thing that happened to someone from Game of Thrones.
Plus Redfoo from LMFAO's surprising new gig, a baby elephant absolutely owning a dude, and very freaky vintage photos of heights.
Plus bad news for aspiring astronauts, a major Chicken McNugget milestone, and the Pope's first day.
Plus Ukrainian attack dolphins, pandas doing their thing, and Steve Urkel's family tree.
It's basically impossible to describe how creepy this is.
15 precious seconds of adorable German-language insanity.
TVLine reports that the producers of the Boy Meets World spinoff Girl Meets World have cast Cory and Topanga's son.
Y'know the jogging scene in Silver Linings Playbook? One pervy collector is going to own the bra that America's new sweetheart wore during filming.
That's right: GUMMY YOU. Only in Japan, kids, only in Japan.
"Power Yogurt" is the world's first male nutritional supplement yogurt. But mostly it seems like a bad joke.
Oh no. Oh no no no.
Thomas Edison, total weirdo.
WANT. NEED. WANTNEED.
Really brings out the gravelly.
It's exactly what it sounds like.
CAN'T YOU STOP ACTING LIKE WALTER WHITE AND JUST BE NICE? (h/t Uproxx)
Popdust makes a deeply compelling argument.
Big, big win for #TeamDog. Nice footprints, CAT.
This story is a lot of what it is.
Um, her eyes are on fire?
Any explanation that doesn't involve Crash Bandicoot is invalid. Any explanation of anything.
Can't keep your Bellas and Lenas and Katnisses straight? NextMovie has your back.
The question isn't why Refinery29 sent their dog to NYFW with a camera. The question is why everyone didn't send their dog to NYFW with a camera.
BRB, strange water in eyes. Damn you, LIFE.