This is not a drill. Or a joke.
Great Scott! I will be maxing out my credit cards.
"Hey girl, I saw you eyeing those crotchless panties with my face on them."
Live slow, die whenever: Cross-stitch words to live by.
This is a once in a lifetime opportunity to own the works of a true artist.
It's beautiful that we live in a world where all of these can exist and be readily accessible on the internet. Ever so slightly NSFW.