Make your commute a little more ~exciting~.
What gets your engine revved up when you're stuck in traffic?
Your faves could NEVER have throwback pics this ICONIC.
FYI, bimbofication erotica is a niche kink that involves a person transforming into a hypersexualized caricature.
Smutty videos helped me name and claim my desires as a black gay man, in a world where only straight people’s sexuality comes with an owner’s manual.
This year's least erotic reads, via the Bad Sex in Fiction awards. Mild language warning, obviously.
Not safe for reading in public.
Great essays written by or about women, from the reasons behind the sudden burst in Indian erotica, to why the female protagonists are the most interesting characters in Dil Chahta Hai.
*fans self with book*
"I can be a rock star one week, a celebrity chef the next, and a grubby, shirtless werewolf the next. And how many people can say that?"
Chuck Tingle's erotic "Space Raptor Butt Invasion" is somehow a finalist for the Hugo Award for best short story.
A review of "The Skywarriors"... the self-published Kindle book which helped bring down an MP.
"Leonardo Decaprico Finally Wins His Award And It Pounds Him In The Butt" is the book no one asked for, but here it is anyway.
In Zane we trust.
Dim those lights as low as you want.
Harder than it sounds... teehee.
"The least feasible aspect of Fifty Shades of Grey is that its male main character is a 27-year-old man who has his life figured out."
"I was like, not negatively aroused." (NSFW!)
The women behind Christina Lauren talk genre writing, fandom, and what it's like working with your best friend.
Mr. Cullen will see you now.
Fill in the blanks in our short story. It's only as hard as you make it.
If E.L James can do it, so can you.
A short story of a woman whose Tinder date turns into a full-on Minion orgy. [NSFW obvs.]
Twitter threw 50 shades of shade at the erotic romance author.
Who is a billionaire at 27??
As recommended by some of the best writers in the biz.
"Barn, rope, sawhorse."
According to the genre's biggest fans.
If you think you know exactly what it is, you're probably wrong.
Because there's so much more to love than vampires and kinky businessmen.
Ancient sex toys!?
Can you tell if these quotes belong in Fifty Shades of Grey or a murder trial?
“I just want to apologize to my mom...”
No. 78: Oh, that's a full bush. Warning: Spoilers ahead, obviously.
Read in public at your own risk. (Based on the user-voted Top 100 Romance Novels on Goodreads.)
These may not have inner goddesses but they do have layered protagonists and some hot, hot writing.
Award-winning Swedish director Erika Lust is making films based on sexual fantasies submitted through her website. Warning: The following is slightly NSFW.
Yes, these are all real books that you can buy right now.
It's a lot.
Because there was smut long, long before the Internet. All images from the Wellcome Collection.
Be careful if you're looking for news about the polar vortex ... nothing is safe from Internet porn. Warning: This post is obviously NSFW.
Including that classic tale of Mr. Fancy-Panties.
You know, for people who have too much time on their hands.
They have surprisingly good reviews, too.
Hot, raunchy, and kinky books that fans of the Grey series will adore. Get some reading in; it's good for you!
Paranormal shapeshifter romance novels are a thing. Behold the smutty were-animal glory.
Warning: includes politicians. The photos are safe for work, the words aren't. And yes, these are all (frighteningly) real.
Seth Confessions is a Tumblr where users anonymously submit their deepest and darkest Seth MacFarlane fantasies, and oh man, is it wild. WARNING: Some of these are pretty racy!
Chad Kroeger clearly won Avril Lavigne's heart with these ultra-erotic couplets.