Power washing is crazy as shit, man.
It's time to give... and receive.
Complete with a ~train of pleasures~.
There's never been a more exciting time...
"Leonardo Decaprico Finally Wins His Award And It Pounds Him In The Butt" is the book no one asked for, but here it is anyway.
"Like poetry of the penis." NSFW language ahead.
The knot in your chest as you run your fingers down its spine.
“I just want to apologize to my mom...”
"It is quite simply the worst movie I have ever seen."
We're here to help.
For every question you get right, an angel gets its wings.
Why do you get morning wood? And more!
These heroes make the world a better, sexier place.
Let's admit it, you probably are.
The Erotic Lives of The Superheroes also describes the sex lives of Superman, Mister Fantastic, and Mystique.
The cookbook parody you didn't ask for now has a sensual new trailer. (It's SFW unless you consider free-range chicken too dirty for the workplace.)