And it needs your mouth immediately. You're welcome, America.
That is all.
All the bacon and Jack on Epic Meal Time's YouTube cooking show can't come cheap. Here's a breakdown in dollars and cents of one of their most popular episodes.
"Unless you're on this show and I say you're an Epic Chef, you ain't. You're just a broke-ass bitch."
This strange music video from Rhett & Link shows that there is no problem that can't be solved by rubbing bacon on it. Featuring cameos from Mr. Timn, Harley from Epic Meal Time, and a Bacon Loving Robot.
So it's basically just twice baked vomit? Yummy.
If you're tired of those mundane Super Bowl parties, then these recipes are for you. And if you're tired of those mundane Super Bowl commercials, cast your vote for your favorite Doritos spot to Crash the Super Bowl this year.
Diabeetus and alcohol poisoning will no doubt ensue when Epic Meal Time meets My Little Pony.
Epic Meal Time is back with their Christmas special: a bacon and fast food Christmas tree. Because you know it ain't an epic Christmas until you're wrapping Christmas trees in grease.
The Epic Meal Time guys are back, and more offensive than ever. This episode is entitled "Bacon For Bitches".
The Epic Meal Team goes to Comic-Con to beat up superheroes and eat bacon. Because nerds love bacon, too.
What do you get when you stuff an entire rabbit inside a turkey and cover it in bacon? You get Epic Meal Time's epic Mother's Day special, that's what!
An angry Swedish response to Epic Meal Time. This dude may have some serious anger management problems, but he can cook. (Best lulz at 1:55)
The ridiculous douchey attitude of Epic Meal Time is so much more hilarious when spouting out of a little kid!
That's right, the boys at EMT are COMING!
Behold! The most epic protein bar ever created!
YouTube's favorite gastronauts meet the DIY Visual FX master for more.
This is how they do it in Sweden.
Simple men with complex diabetes.