Procrastination at its finest.
Brandon Coats, a man with quadriplegia who had a state license to use medical marijuana, was fired in 2010 after failing a work drug test.
They won't even read your cover letter.
According to the Twitter rant, the head chef was fired for requesting Christmas Day off to spend with his 7 month-old daughter.
Sometimes, you just get yourself through another friggin' day of work. Other times, you decide that day's going to be your last.
Here's a sobering chart about what prospective employers look for on Facebook that will disqualify you from a job. Basically, everything you've ever posted on Facebook.