"Charlie was a great dog."
"I thought, 'What better way to show her how she inspired me to feel beautiful?'"
The nose definitely knows.
Third graders are so advanced.
Such a pure time.
A time when we actually looked forward to Valentine's Day.
*Sobs at desk.*
Honestly, we all just went to the same school.
We all knew that one kid who just HAD to say "present" during roll call.
"Mom, can I PLEASE have TWO snacks for lunch tomorrow?!"
The age-old question: How many snacks would you give up for a pizza Lunchables?
Will it be in the Netherlands or in Whole Foods?
Love is truly in the air.
Finger paintings are a window to the soul.
Because your stationery choices define you.
MUST. BUY. EVERY. BOOK.
Were you the most popular kid in the school?
It's nothing like high school.
You DO have a therapy fund for them, right?
None of these deserve a gold star!
So. Much. Nostalgia.
James and the Giant WTF?
"Pardon this spinterruption."
I had one of these!
"This program is made possible in part by a grant from Juicy Juice. Juicy Juice, 100% juice for 100% kids."
It was all about getting those gold stars!
You're never too old to play with toys...especially when there's science involved!
Pizza or soup?
NOT THE RED CARD. ANYTHING BUT THE RED CARD.
"They're seriously the most crunk class."
Put the food pyramid to the test.
Aside from the subpar rectangle pizza that your cafeteria served up.
"When I'm driving them, you're my children until I drop you off to your biological parents," the bus driver, Renita Smith, said.
I'LL BE YOUR FRIEND, KEVIN.
Um, can I be in his class too?
Honestly, we can learn a thing or two about love from these kids.
Why aren't these real yet?
Думай, как первоклассник.
A man who allegedly abducted the 11-year-old girl who was found dead in Shiprock, New Mexico, was arrested by the FBI on Tuesday.
Calling all Elementary School Badasses.
Oh the blue end of the rubber that erased pen? More like erased your paper.
You can't ERASE these memories.
"Give me ALL the sugar, please."
Heads down, thumbs up.
It might actually make you miss P.E.
Handwriting: the lost art.
If you never went on a field trip to a graveyard then count yourself lucky.
Was it worse than visiting a sewage works, a factory, or the local supermarket?
What actually happens at school on PD day?