Lindsay Lohan's eHarmony Profile
Is doing a video with FunnyorDie.com now the official way for celebrities to get back in the public's good graces? After on an US Weekly magazine cover Lilo claims, "I'm Alone," Lindsay and her team post this satirical video -- which makes light of her recent breakup, drunk driving, and general history of absolute craziness.
eHarmony Forced To Admit Gays Exist
The dating site, which exclusively serves a heterosexual audience (no surprise, given that it's chair is Neil Clark Warren, an evangelical Christian), has settled a court complaint by paying a $50K fine, and is now preparing to launch Compatible Partners for gays, which will - oddly enough - use the exact same questionnaire employed by eHarmony.