One of his victims told BuzzFeed News how relieved he was that Rowe accepted the charges in Edinburgh: "It means I don’t have to endure the humiliation of a trial."
It's basically built on piles of corpses. H/T Lost Edinburgh and Horrible Histories.
Too much whisky last night? Pop to Babu Bombay for a chicken masala naanwich.
Edinburgh Tinder = about four people, and three of them are Fringe performers.
"Do u no just look at your pals and wonder how stupidity hasny killed them yet?"
It's called "Diagon House", and it's on the street that inspired Diagon Alley.
Do: Disguise yourself as a castle. Don't: Push tourists under a bus.
Kannst du dich wirklich als Fan bezeichnen, wenn du niemals Dumbledores Grab besucht hast?
What the fuck is the deal with chippy sauce, anyway?
You can wait out the apocalypse in style at Survive. Try not to get shot or eaten, though.
Fancy getting leathered at a Game of Thrones-themed bar, or playing Mario Kart while eating fried chicken? The possibilities are endless in the capital.
Guys, the library is for studying, not watching crap porn and making spunk jokes.
Scotland is just so disappointing...according to TripAdvisor users, anyway.
Fancy visiting Voldemort's grave, the real-life Diagon Alley, or even bumping into J.K. Rowling herself? Come to Edinburgh.
Someone will piss on Donald Trump's golf course, then get stuck in a bin.
"Trump is a fanny who canny deal wi a sims family never mind his own country."
Should you roam the wilderness, or cuddle up with a sexy Scot in a wee cottage?
One of these pics is a bit NSFW. But what else would you expect from a post about Scottish Snapchat?
Where everything looks like a damn castle.
America, you need Tennent's chandeliers. H/t Humans Of The Sesh.
This really is the only Freshers' Guide you need.
To be fair, we don't really understand The Krankies either.
You're not Scottish if you make it through this post without cracking a smile.
Think of the children. Won't someone please think of the children?
It could be worse. Much worse.
You're not Scottish if you prefer tubular sausages to smashed-flat squares.
Enjoying those tiny Speedos at the Olympics? Yep, that was us.
"No, I don't want to come to your ironic meninist reinterpretation of Pride and Prejudice, thanks."
The tech giant is seeking people with Scottish accents to record a set of phrases in the hope it will improve its speech recognition software.
From crazy light shows to giant water fights, here are the most popular events on Facebook. H/T Carpe Diem.
It's not all stags and tartan, you know.
Seriously though, who the fuck steals a damn toilet?
From Dunfermline to Dundee, here's what to eat (and where) if you're hingin'.
Are deep-fried Mars bars a sugary delight, or a national shame?
Can you imagine qualifying for a major football tournament? Naw.
Someone help them.
Let's bury the hatchet for good and found the Independent Republic of ScotLond.
"Shauni ended up that mwi she nicked a toffee gun outta McDonalds."
"Edinburgh Castle is not old enough."
Are you an idiot? No? Prove it.
The Bearded Ones have finally made it north of the border.
It's the armpit of Scotland.
The sun was always shining and Portobello was like the Costa Del Sol.
A cheese toastie restaurant? A beard oil shop called "The Brotique"? Get tae.
It's a bit less Braveheart and a bit more "man hits pal with iron."
They're only 50 minutes away from each other, but worlds apart.
"Fanny for sale."
For everyone who gets annoyed by bagpipes.
Daryll Rowe appeared in court to face 10 charges, including assault and rape, after five men came forward.
Potato croquettes served on a picture frame? Fuck right off.