"Sherlock Holmes" And "Twenty Thousand Leagues Under The Sea" Reimagined As Gay Love Stories
Thanks to the astounding popularity of Fifty Shades of Grey's witless eroticism, Total-E-Books will publish a series of classic novels with the addition of new sex scenes. The series of ebooks called Clandestine Classics includes tales of Sherlock and Watson's gay love affair; Jane Eyre's sexual submissiveness; and Mr. Darcy's naughty attempts to screw Elizabeth Bennett in the meadow. Here are some excerpts.
The Poetic Tweets Of @Horse_ebooks
@Horse_ebooks is a Twitter bot run by some Russian dude trying to sell you terrible ebooks about horses. To avoid being detected as a scam, he has devised the brilliant idea to post snippets from said ebooks randomly, resulting in these amazing tweets. They're quite poetic, and a lot more interesting than horses.