Is there even such a thing as too early?!
It's not cool to be early, but if you're late you have a little melt down.
Can you make this part of your routine?
What does a typical day in a CrossFit box look like from open to close?
"I prefer bed head."
For when you have a pumpkin and it’s not October.
“I don't even feel energized and my stomach hearts. Thanks, coffee.”
But...I just got up yesterday.
"OMG I'm so embarrassed."
"NOOOOO! We're gonna be early!"
You're not a pessimist and you're not an optimist, you're just perfectly in the middle.
Even superhero celebs have to start somewhere.
"I'm not always there when you call, but I'm always on time." Well ahead of time actually.
Please don’t speak to me right now.
OK, it's three minutes past – where is this bitch?
"How did I end up in a 7:55 a.m. Accounting class again?"
The early bird catches the worm. And then has to play on their phone for 15 minutes waiting for all the late birds.
Ski ballet, you guys!
"It's beginning to look a lot like Christmas..." whether you want it to or not.