"What's bagged milk all a-boot? LOLOLOLOL."
So...what do you do?
You really had to ask that?
Because real life isn't the cafeteria, sorority formals, or Communications 101.
Step up your game, Seacrest.
If you were adopted, as I was, you've heard these questions way too many times.
"What religion is Thanksgiving?"
I don't want to live on this planet anymore.