These people didn't think things through.
Stupid is as stupid does.
Thinking is not everyone's specialty.
This isn't going to end well.
It won't prevent your dog from being a dumb, useless, second-tier pet, but it'll keep him dry during walkies! And, also, people will think you are insane.
I bet Zynga's so pissed they didn't think of this first. Although playing Farmville with a hot girl doesn't seem to have the same appeal.