This should make you feel pretty good about yourself.
Take me back!!
They'll only kill a few brain cells, we promise.
Newsflash: We all deserve respect no matter what clothes we have on.
"I'm a straight-A student y'know." "What's 2x2?" *goes blank*
"I guess we're not that bad!"
For ignorant idiots everywhere.
People always underestimate you.
"I'm bad for you!"
I use paper towels for EVERYTHING!
What that booty do?
But at least you'll know for sure.
I don't even understand what I don't understand.
"So you figure out a safety word and don't tell me...just to be safe."
"My sister's pregnant I can't wait to find out if I'm gonna be an aunt or uncle."
Sir, that spot on your chest is a nipple... Everyone has them...
“I have a great relationship with the blacks. I’ve always had a great relationship with the blacks.”
For real dough...
Love makes us do stupid things.
There's stupid and then there's this lot.
Let’s hope they’ve learned their lesson.
Can I please speak with your manager?
"He just called him dumbo."
What happens on spring break stays on spring break!
We've all been there...
The struggle is real.
"I feel like everything’s a lie, knowing Psy isn’t his real name."
I saw a spider and it scared me, so I threw my phone at the wall. Turns out there was no spider.
Although time is an illusion and age is just a construct.
Calling all dumb-dumbs.
Ain't nothin' wrong with some toilet golf, right?
"Give me a blue pen of any colour."
So you can pay for a movie, but you can’t pay for rent?
“Hey! Can you pass me a blood towel?”
I know you're excited about your #FirstPaycheckEver, but it's making it really easy for people to steal your identity.
Your top fits me like a glove!
For an elephant.
You have the right to remain ironic.
Let this guy be a lesson to you.
"She sees the game differently than you." Update: Men's Health magazine apologized for the tweet and said they had deleted the story.
What a twist!
These texts are the only thing that matter. These are the alpha and the omega. You cannot shuffle off this mortal coil without seeing these texts.
WELCOME TO THE REAL WORLD, SHEEPLE.
Move over, "David after dentist."
Not going to happen.
This is why we can't have nice things.