A very good boy.
Things went swimmingly.
This is urgent.
His name is Chuck. Chuck the duck.
The duck has not been found but photographic evidence has been made public by the RSPCA.
"I'VE BEEN FEEDING DUCKS BREAD THIS WHOLE TIME I'M SO ASHAMED I'M SUCH A MONSTER."
I need an emotional support duck tbh.
I guess you could say that diplomacy's not all that it's...quacked up to be?
He is quacking us up.
Running a-fowl of the law.
These lucky ducks get VIP treatment.
Because there's no fam like chosen fam.
They arrived bird haters. They left duckling mothers.
RIGHT NOW, DAMMIT.
At least they weren't arrested for duck and disorderly.
Jason Scott Falbo II massacred the nine ducklings while on a ride-on lawn mower — all in front of a horrified family.
They grow up so fast...
Quack it out!
The true meaning of boy's best friend.
Can you make it through this video without getting distracted by the adorable duckling?
Be the responsible duck feeder you know you want to be.
These yawns are both cute and contagious.
Damn you, autocorrect!
The Supreme Court declined to review California's ban of the delicacy. Here's where else force feeding animals is illegal.
Reddit user editormatt said he was contacted by Instagram after registering the domain name slutsofinstagram.com.
Not ponytails. Not cottontails. Just real-life DUCKS (WOO-oo)!
He's the duck whisperer. Well, the duck shouter. But it still works.
They will never be caught.
What the duck?!
This has to be some of the cutest police dashcam video around!
If it quacks like a duck, it turns out it's actually an Antarctic minke whale.
"The ducks seemed pretty happy."
It's time to dig out your sunglasses. Possibly. These pictures were all taken in the UK in the last seven days.
Click play and let the duck snore your troubles away.
They were probably just looking for duck tape. (Sorry, not sorry.)
Ducks take major issue with those selfies.
What do you do if you're a Duck Mama who just needs a break? Hire a doggy nanny, of course!
Some animals can sleep with just half their brain at a time. So jealous.
And then reunite them with their Mom!
Who doesn't look a good interspecies friendship?
Pond life isn't always easy, but you know you wouldn't trade it for anything.
Or ducks. But anyway, my point is that there's hope for you too.
Straight from the history books. I'm not making this up.
Thank you photoshop wizards at Hybrid Animals Subreddit, THANK YOU!
What is this about a sequester? Clearly the most important news in Washington, DC this week is the issue of duckling safety.
The saddest duck-carrying woman ever.
Non-mammals really get shafted in cute animal fandom. Ducklings are in the top ten cutest baby animals ever, maybe even top five. Here's why.