"The Cha Cha Slide is mind control."
"I'm ready to paaaarrrttttyyy!"
Beware the infamous "Drink & Ink."
I am SOOOOO0000000ooOOOooo ready for these submissions.
15 bottles of vodka? Yeah, that should do it.
Happy drunk or horny drunk?
"A life-sized cardboard cut out of the Pope, 10oz of glitter, and 50 bowties."
If you've reached the life stage where even a couple of drinks knock you out the next day, it's time to start planning your hangovers.
Hide your wallet while drinking.
When you let Drunk You™ run free.
Each of us has a drunk alter ego — and a drunk astrology sign to match.
"I look like I had had electroshock therapy."
Here's to all my egg pals.
You either wake up a hero, or you drink long enough to see yourself become the villain.
"I regret everything."
As explained by Olympic figure skaters.
Our drunk selves can have minds of their own.
"WHO PUKED IN THE LITTER BOX?!"
i'mm not drunkk, your'e drunk.
Are you the responsible one?
"Is this future me?" "No, it's Isabelle."
Im a LiL drunjk!!!'nn lol
"Well, I'm a drunk idiot."
Lindy Lou Layman is accused of tearing down two original Andy Warhol paintings and throwing two sculptures across the room in a $14 million mansion.
"Should old acquaintance be super drunk..."
We've all been there.
Attention, intoxicated Amazon shoppers.
Don't worry. We won't tell anyone.
Scallop-flavored crackers, anyone?
Always classy, never trashy!
Pre-game? What's that?
"When I'm drunk, I don't have speed, distance, time."
"piiiiizzzaaaaaa anyoneeee?" *sent at 2:06 a.m.*
When you go out to drink, are you classy and together? Or are you a trashy mess? Answer these questions to find out
Have you ever held it just to avoid "breaking the seal"?
You're lying if you say you've never had Thai takeaway and goon before.
I want my baby back, baby back, baby back...
No judgment, we've all been there.
Who doesn’t love wine?!
"Get outta my pub!" – You, when someone starts causing trouble.
Who doesn't love brunch?!
"It makes sense that you would eat these things at a bar when you stop caring."
"Lady tested, Lady-boozed."
*drunkenly orders 100 chicken nuggets*
Who says drunk people can't be geniuses?