"I might be small, but my bank account is big."
Views from the mall.
Champagne Papi’s public affection for black women may be both corny and calculated, but we still make him put in work (work work work work work).
"You don't mind if Lil Wayne crashes on our couch tonight, do you?"
Are You There 6 God? It's Me, Aubrey.
"You know a lot of girls be thinking my songs are about them, but this is not to get confused – this one's for you."
WHY ARE YOU PUNISHING ME?!
Why does he like owls so much?
For any romantic situation you may find yourself in.
As beautifully worded by @StuffDrakeDoes.
It was funny. It was charming. And, yes, it was emotional.
You can master his moves in no time...mostly because he really only has five of them.