"Hello did you get eaten by a shark?"
Shop 'til you drop.
You'll even get to pick your punters.
I'm never drinking again. Oh, look! Alcohol!
"I'm ready to paaaarrrttttyyy!"
Cabs are here!
Beware the infamous "Drink & Ink."
Get tipsy...not broke.
What do you say when someone offers you a beer?
15 bottles of vodka? Yeah, that should do it.
For hundreds of years, one thing has brought the world together — getting drunk off our asses at the local pub.
Happy drunk or horny drunk?
If you've reached the life stage where even a couple of drinks knock you out the next day, it's time to start planning your hangovers.
Each of us has a drunk alter ego — and a drunk astrology sign to match.
Here's to all my egg pals.
Will you fly solo or finally have a coffee date?
Love is here, there, and everywhere in the City of Churches.
Because sometimes you just need a little swig with your swag!
Usually things start out with: "Wait you never drink? AT ALL?" :D
Because you should never forget the name of a restaurant you'd recommend to a friend.
Despite all the gains LGBT people have made, a drinking problem remains within the community. BuzzFeed News visits the UK's first bar hoping to provide an alternative.
Our drunk selves can have minds of their own.
i'mm not drunkk, your'e drunk.
Cheers or tears?
Mint chocolate chip, pls.
Buckfast is "for kids", and pre-drinking is universal, apparently.
Im a LiL drunjk!!!'nn lol
You can't taste color, folks.
We've all been there.
Cheers and beers.
These prezzies hit the bullseye.
I wanna wish you a quirky Christmas.
Nothing like waking up dying of thirst, but not being able to get out of bed.
Truly splurge-worthy gifts that'll make you their favorite person.
Not too cheap, not too expensive, but juuuust right.
They'll find their own way to thank you.
A gratitude planner, a travel telescope, a super-cozy robe, and nineteen other products on Amazon that will sort out your holiday gifting.
The holidays are about to get weird.
Make it all about them — literally.
Scallop-flavored crackers, anyone?
TL;DR: Young people are more sensible than they used to be.
Let's turn up(side down).
"When I'm drunk, I don't have speed, distance, time."
A student preparing for the SATs has a nervous breakdown the night before his test.
Drinking in a park at 1am in January? Yeah that's perfectly normal here.
Bottle vs sack, which will win?