These eyes will just NOT stay open.
No one has ever had as much fun as this baby had, and all while strapped in a car seat.
Sleeker, flashier, vroomier — almost Fast and Furious-esque. Dom Toretto would approve.
Normally authors dedicate their books to their mom or something. Well, the book IS about a nation at perpetual war.
An unedited version of the video in which a Russian woman with a poorly buttoned blouse does high speed donuts in a souped up car. Boob physics are fascinating.