Courtney Stodden Gets Felt Up By George Costanza
Well, this is sufficiently creepy. Child Bride Courtney Stodden and her 51-year-old hubby, Doug Hutchison, made their Funny or Die debut today in an episode of the Jason Alexander-starring "Donny Clay Show." Highlights include Alexander telling a bikini-clad Stodden he doesn't care if her breasts are real before fondling them with an iPhone, and... yeah, I'm gonna go take a shower now.
The 16-Year-Old Bride And Her 51-Year-Old Husband, Plus Some Dogs
Who wants a good shudder? Courtney Stodden, Doug Hutchison and their two dogs (insert "two mangy animals plus a couple of dogs" joke here) appear on Australian TV for a characteristically cringe-inducing interview. Among the revelations: They're angling for a reality show (duh), "51+16=sexy love" (ew), and Courtney can't stop touching her boobs (duh and ew).