Oh lordy, lord, lord.
After the LAPD reported Dorner's death, the internet did what it's best at: Immediately think it was a giant conspiracy.
What was it about the Chris Dorner manhunt that set off a massive online competition to tell the darkest joke?
After a violent shoot-out that left an officer dead, Chris Dorner's rampage has likely come to an end in a burning cabin.
"'It's an integrity thing,' Chris Dorner told Enid News and Eagle. 'I didn’t work for it, so it’s not mine. And it was for the church.'"