LOL @ DJ Khaled's wife flipping out on him.
"College is the razor scooter & I am the ankle."
So this is how the world ends.
Don't talk to me. I'm SO done.
You humans are full of shit.
No more. NO MORE.
Ain't nobody got time for them. Least of all these Barbies.
We had a good run, but you gotta go.
I think I'll just wait 'til I get home.
On a scale from 1 to OVER IT.
Oops. Intrade is the online prediction market that follows everything from stocks to box office openings to presidential candidate prospects (it's basically online gambling). Here's a snapshot of Rick Perry's standing immediately after his debate meltdown.
Rick Perry at the GOP debate can't remember his own talking points when coming up with the third department of government he would eliminate. "Oops."--Former Presidential Candidate Rick Perry
Barack Obama refuses to "spike the football," so we'll do it for him. This list is in no particular order and by no means comprehensive. Achievement unlocked: Reelection.
Howsoever did the police identify their suspect? He almost got away, and not to split hairs, but It was a close shave. Barf.