IT'S SO SLIMY.
These insanely lovable creatures are even more so because someone took the time to create them from scratch. Squeeeeeeeeee.
Sometimes a simple, inexpensive toy can keep 'em occupied for way longer than anything from Toys R Us.
Be the most awesome parent ever, and keep them occupied so you can relax (at least a little bit). Or let them help you build it, if you're feeling brave.
By Keith Trent-Rennick.