Just keep a caveman-like club nearby to be safe.
The H and the M should stand for "holidays and merriment," IMHO.
Substantially better than telling them to "breathe in, breathe out."
Because putting on a pajama top *and* bottom is frankly too much work.
Presents for all the babies, toddlers, and kids that are already way cooler than you.
They'll find their own way to thank you.
Truly splurge-worthy gifts that'll make you their favorite person.
All you need to love your home even more.
Cozy pajamas (AKA a valid reason to not leave your house).
Imagine "You get a car!" but with these instead.
Send yourself some hot noods.
A triceratops taco holder, a portable espresso maker, a super-cozy flannel, and 19 other products that will surprise and delight your loved ones this season.
Go trick-or-treating in your own kitchen.
I take my coffee with milk, sugar, and a splash of humor. The products in this post were updated in October 2017.
I had one of these!
They're so cool that you can't even babysit them. The products in this post were updated in October 2017.
Eat your veggies, kids!
Chuck Tingle's erotic "Space Raptor Butt Invasion" is somehow a finalist for the Hugo Award for best short story.
"I've wet my pants, a little bit."
WHAT IS HAPPENING?!
“I mean, it's typical isn't it? I go away for the weekend and someone steals me dinosaur,” the owner said.
More like Snowosaurus rex, amirite?!?
The Tyrannosaurus skull was illegally smuggled into the U.S. in 2006 where it was sold at an auction for $276,000.
Let's hope he has a ~Jurassic~ time.
Dinosaurs may be extinct but they can still bring your party to life.
Anyone have $23 billion to spare?
Apparently, Velociraptors are even bigger jerks than cats.
From Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs to Moana, here's how the 56 films from Disney's nearly 80-year animation reign stack up against one another.
The original movie came out 22 years ago this week, and a lot has changed since then. Spoiler: BIRDS ARE DINOSAURS.
Here's a new important discovery, but also, will you marry me?
It's a relative of the T. rex, but with some dietary restrictions.
For the past century, scientists have dismissed the brontosaurus as not a real dinosaur. Now an international team of paleontologists thinks it's time to make the beloved beast official once more.
A lot can change in a million years.
The 1990s had better music, but it was a more primitive time. Science is a constantly changing endeavor.
Police are searching for whoever torched Clive Palmer's life-size dinosaur overnight. Here are five key suspects:
He is the global ambassador for the Toronto Raptors, after all.
Will you be a classic from the Jurassic?
You've heard of Stegosaurus, but what about Therizinosaurus?
Winner winner Kosher chicken dinner.
Pterodactyls aren't dinosaurs.
It is the most significant skeleton acquired by the museum since the 1980s.
Jar Jar Binks, is that you?
You ain’t seen nothin’ til you’ve seen a pug with vampire teeth.
The poor beavers never had a chance.
Life finds a way.
I guess my boyfriend knows what to get me for Valentine's Day now...