Parents Torment Child With Dinosaur
I just want to be on record here as saying that dinosaurs are a very real threat and I not only completely agree with this child's reaction but am shocked at his parents' apparent indifference to the nightmare that they have knowingly unleashed upon their once happy home.
Steven Spielberg Is An Idiot
After the catastrophic failure that was Jurassic Park (and my many letters) you'd think he'd be done with dinosaurs, but no, he's back producing a new TV show for Fox all about the filthy bastards. Here's the trailer for Terra Nova, which ruined the Superbowl for everybody.
[Update: It's Game Battle Day! Let's get this battle of games started!] I was going to wait for the Game Battle, but I was just too excited because this game is awesome. The aim, pretty much, is to hurl dinosaurs into space and watch them die. I'd challenge you to beat my high score, but I know none of you carry the same rage that I do about dinosaurs.
Oh, Great! New Horned Dinosaur Discovered
Oh, nice work Montana, they've only gone and discovered a new horned dinosaur, the Medusaceratops lokii, right in your back yard. This beast was around 20 feet long, weighed more than 2 tons, was a plant eater (lies!) and used it's hideous frills to attract mates. Typical dinosaur, no personality.
Dinosaurs For Sale
Have you always wanted to own your own dinosaur? Freak! Bonhams auction house in New York are selling a mammoth collection of dinosaur parts and artefacts from the Ice Age. Hit the link if you're a billionaire planning to launch your own dinosaur theme park on an isolated islan... wait, NOOOOOOOO!